October 2011
172 posts
“Everyone has the heartbreak that shapes them in a way that they could never go back to the innocence that they had before.”
—Zooey Deschanel (via eletheowl)
I've posted on this blog one or two times..
that i’d like Santana to sing Santa Baby.
And I just found out that she is and i’m pretty much dying of happiness. Now all I want for her is to sing it on the show to Britts :3
Nooooo.
This was perfect for Dianna/Quinn.
Sigh.
Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is bettysheenaa121293
OH YAH, FER SURE!
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- Nicki Minaj in 2008: Softer than a homosexual!
- Katy Perry in 2008: You're so gay!
- Lady GaGa in 2008: I love the gay community!
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- Nicki Minaj in 2011: I love my gay fans!
- Katy Perry in 2011: I love my gay fans!
- Lady GaGa in 2011: I never not loved my gay fans!
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- in nicki's defense she said that she will stick up for all her fans gay or straight; black or white. As long as their a person their worth sticking up for.
Dianna Agron, but you can call me Charlie.: A daily challenge, are you game? →
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It’s Monday morning, I don’t know about you, but sometimes it is hard to get going. Today, try finding a way to celebrate you, another person close to you, or hey, a few people close to you! Or even a stranger. For yourself, treat yourself to something special. Being lazy for an hour, lying under…
“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga…”
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Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)
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And that, ladies and gents, is that in a nutshell.
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after i got through a few lines i started laughing hysterically
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YUP, my horrification became sardonic laughter very quickly.
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I got to “night to watch her sleep” and I fell in love with this person, because i just knewWhy we should use the Oxford Comma
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
omg
With the comma, the sentence implies Mandela is an 800-year-old Demigod, even if not a dildo collector.
It’s all about how you read it—It’ll be ambiguous either way.
“Everyone says love hurts, but that isn’t true. Loneliness hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that doesn’t hurt.”
—(via eletheowl)
Death And Vanity: papergraves: Beyonce - “I just copy shit I see on Youtube for my... →
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- Beyonce - “I just copy shit I see on Youtube for my videos!”
- Britney - “What… are music videos? I make those? Huh?”
- Ke$ha - “I just point at shit and we have a bad ass fucking party.”
- Katy - “I try to look really weird in weird clothes cause it’s cool now.”
- Rihanna - “I…
So.. Lady Gaga is a narcissistic, overly dramatic, self-aggrandizing, presumptuously proud tool?
Sounds about right.
okay talk. what do you like to do during sex? (;
See, I wouldn’t mind answering, I have no problem with it, but I don’t think anyone wants to read the answer, hahaha.
Chelsea would have a stroke or something, and others just wouldn’t want to see it.
I mean, if you ask non-anonymous, I’ll gladly answer this, here or on Twitter, to you personally.
But most people don’t wanna read the answer to this ^^
I don’t know why sex freaks some people out so much.
Talking about sex, that is, not necessarily sex itself.
It’s really quite wonderful, not to mention incredibly interesting, to talk about.
It’s not gross, it’s not scary, it’s not weird: Everyone does it.. Sort of.
I really don’t understand what is so taboo about sex. I love reading, talking, and hearing about it.
It’s one of the best things in life— It’s the reason you’re all alive.
People need to chill out on the fear of it, furrealz
unnatural:
- gays
natural:
- walking on water
- talking snakes
- dead coming back to life
- virgins giving birth
fact
um thosee aren’t natural, and Christians know that; that’s why they were called miracles… idiot.
^Irony, brah.
[e]thaN: I always have this idea of a rockin' Tumblr party →
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in my mind, where a bunch of the people I follow are there, and it’s awesome. We’d play TEAM (2 per team, random drawing) monopoly, then give up after probably an hour, then play mario party, then play some sort of drinking game like 21.
Probably change the order to mario party -> drinking game…
If I’m not invited, I’m crashing, just sayin’.
Oh don’t worry, you would be on the list for sure Daniel haha. I’d hope for you to be my Monopoly buddy too, because you seem like you’d be ruthless to ensure our victory
I’d take pity on no one.
I don’t are about your 9 half-orphaned children, stop visiting my luxury hotels or pay up.
[e]thaN: I always have this idea of a rockin' Tumblr party →
diagas.tumblr.com
in my mind, where a bunch of the people I follow are there, and it’s awesome. We’d play TEAM (2 per team, random drawing) monopoly, then give up after probably an hour, then play mario party, then play some sort of drinking game like 21.
Probably change the order to mario party -> drinking game…
If I’m not invited, I’m crashing, just sayin’.
Sex for health
From my homework, to your eyes.
“Having a healthy sex life figures into your overall well-being, both physically and emotionally,” says Lisa Masterson, MD, an obstetrician and gynecologist in Santa Monica, California, and a staff member at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Having sex once or twice a week has been linked to higher levels of the immune-boosting antibody immunoglobulin, and one Scottish study found that people who had sex regularly (at least once every two weeks) responded better to stressful situations—their blood pressure didn’t go up as high when compared to those who had sex less often.
Even simple snuggle time can count. Another study found that frequently hugging your partner can help reduce blood pressure and heart rate.
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why do lesbians use dildos?
come on man! does that even make sense???
how does it not make sense?
It’s not like it has a man attached to it— That’s like a man hating blowjobs or anal sex purely on the basis that it’s not a vagina.